Slippery When Wet

Institute of Clinical Laboratory Sciences

"Hi admin KB!

Guilty dyud kaayo ko kay nakipagsex ko sa boyfriend sa ako bestfriend. Pero accident raman dyud tong nahitabo and di na dyud ko ato muusob. Giluod ko sa ako self and di naku makalantaw straight sa ako bestfriend. Uyab ra gihapon sila sa iya bf and ana iya bf na amu ra daw to isekreto."

admin KB: accidente? na unsa? na slide ka daun na sulud iyaha sa imuha? hahaha, slippery when wet! LOL

My Best Friend

College of Business Administration 

3 weeks ago.. i went out drinking with friends, i never expected anything to happen that night, she was just a friend, how i met her? she was my best friends girlfriend... he wasn't there that night.. was dancing with the group, next thing i know my arms were around her waste, everybody was having a good time, i couldn't resist anymore.. so i went in for the kiss.... first she was surprised, but then her tongue was now playing along.. i pulled her away, she didn't resist me, got out of the club and went to my car.. once we got in i went back to business.. this time she was more aggressive, we were in the back seat so there was just enough space, ill leave the rest to your imagination guys, after that night its as if nothing happened between us, we went back to our usual routines, she was still with my best friend.. every time we see each other i can tell she's smiling at me.

Source: Sillimanian Confessions

Dalagang Filipina

College of Nursing

"I promised before na kung makapasar nako sa Nursing Licensure Examination and maRN na ko dapat mangita na gyud dayun ko ug uyab... pero karon na nakapasar nako sa NLE and Registered Nurse nako, wala paman tahon ko nakakita ug uyab! basun ug sa workplace makakita nako.. maghulat rata ani. Charlungs!..

-Dalagang Filipina "

Source: Sillimanian Confessions

Diana

College of Engineering and Design

"Just wanna share a great experience...

I had a girlfriend back in 1st year high school, that I met through an inter school quiz bee. Nerdy and pretty, she was everything i ever wanted.

On the day we met, she was sitting there alone, separated from her group, engrossed in her study material, getting prepared to kick our school out of the competition. She caught eye of me looking at her, and we just stared for moments, and moments more. 

It was eternity.

It was exhilirating. It was Love at first sight.

Dream Girl

High School "

gkan nis UCnian confession. haha! share lng nko kai nice mn ___ i want to share this....tagwa lang ko og 

DreamGirl

 I was so xcited kay 1st anniv na namo sa akong lalabs(aq lalabs kay seaman and inter-island paman xa mao mgkita jd mi nya)...xcited ko kung unsa iyang mga surprises nako kay every month hilig jud nah xa og hatag og present nako nga as in ma-surprise jd ko... and then one morning when i woke up around 7am tan.aw daun ko sah akong cp... pirteng daghana og msgs gkan nya nga ni greet xa nako og """"hapi anniv sa akong pinalangga"""" """"good morning"""" and everything.... so mao to reply daun ko nya og """"morning langga ko, hapi anniv!!"""" og unsa pah na nga mga sweet2x nga txt namo... 

And then reply daun xa nga paligoon nako nya and paadtoon ko sah pier nga ilang gi dockingan.... ligo pd ko kay xcited laghe.... so mao to pag abot nako sah pier txt ko nya kay wa jd xa ni txt nako og asa na xa... iya reply nako ky --pangitaa c manong taxi driver nga nagdala og rose--.... mao to ako xa gi replyan og --y man?-- anah rapd xa og --basta--... ako nalng pd gipangita c manong t.driver... ako gi txtsan c lalabs nga kit.an nah nko unsaon nako.. anah xa --ingna kaila kah ni 3rd?-- so ask pd ko ni manong t.driver... --manong kaila kah ni 3rd?--? ni tando rah c manong nya daun tunol sah rose og sah small piece nga card with matching msg nga mkapatagos sah heart... oh mao to murag ka gets nako sah iyang plano... and i read the msg on the card with matching direction kung unsa sunod nakong buhaton... """"adto sah gate sah pier og ask c manong gard nga kaila kah ni 3rd?"""" mao ni iya direction nako... so ako pd gituman ang nka sulat didto.... pro ako xa gi txtsan --unsa mani oi? asa man d i kah?-- iya pd ko replayan og --u'l c just be patient-- so mao to adto nako sa gate og ask ko ni gard --ahm xcuse me gard kaila kah ni 3rd?-- 

Teen Pregnancy

College of Law

i am just wondering why in our society today, intelligence is hardly noticed but a teen mother who has just given birth to an illegitimate child is congratulated for her mistake. children are of course blessings, but blessings are NOT MISTAKES. 

why? why? is this our society saying that IT IS OKAY TO GO OUT SPREADING YOUR LEGS TO ANYONE OUT THERE and when you get pregnant, pa proud2x nalang bisag deep down you know everybody is condemning you? ani najud ni? ug naay mu status kabahin sa atung country, i-ignore ra pero if naa gane teen mom na nanganak,halos kalimtan na ang fact na she got pregnant the wrong way.ani najud ta ka shallow tanan?

Source: Sillimanian Confessions

 

Life After College

College of Education 

This is not about college life but life after college.

I work in a private firm in Manila for 6yrs then i resigned after my marital break up and went home to the province. I applied for an overseas work hoping to cross Canada. I was hired as a tutor then i fly to Qatar unfortunately i ended up as a domestic helper.

Wa ko kaagwanta uy wa ko nihuman ug one yr nipauli ko.

At the airport, i met a filipina, naki chika ko, she was a nurse. Unya pagka balo niya nga maid ko ni palayo sya. She went to duty free ug na busy sya sa iya shopping. Then we fly to Bahrain for transit. Same flight japon mi. Mu istorya japon ko ginagmay bsan ging ignore ko niya. Then came our flight to PHILs. Pag abot namo NAIA nagkausap mi sa arrival hulat sa amo sundo dili sya bisaya.

Pag.abot sa iya sundo, iya ko gidagpi , kabayan mauna na ako andito na sundo ko. JEEPney.

Tupad pa jud sa ako sundo diay. Oh sige andito na rin sundo ko. Load kos ako luggage sa likod tas adto front seat sa Honda civic ug ni babay ko niya.

Hahay buhay nga naman ng Tao parang jeepney at kotse.

Source: Sillimanian Confessions

I'M A GAY

College of Mass Communication

 " HI SILLIMANIANS UG SA ADMIN NAA KOY E CONFESSES. HAHA I'M A GAY. THEN NAA KO MIGO NA STRAIGHT NYA BSTA MAG KUYOG MI MAG CGE RA JUD POD MIG KABUANG USAHAY MAG AWAY KAY KANUNAY KO NIYA SUMBAGON KUSION PATIRAN UG UNSA PA DHA.. THE NAA NI CXA MIGO NA MEDYO GWAPO POD DAKO LANG UG TIYAN CGE NIYA E SULOG2X NAKO NGA MAKA FEEL DAW CYA NA GANAHAN KO SA IYANG AMIGO. MAG SIGE CYAG INGUN NGA "" DAKO RABA KAAU NAG IYAHA."" KABALO MN GUD NI CYA SA AKONG SEX LIFE KAY CLOSE MI. NYA MAO NAY CGE NIYAG BALIKX UG INGUN HANTOD ONE NIGHT GAKUYOG MIG ULI GIKAN MIG GYM NYA NATINGA JD KO NIYA KAI DAGHAN MIG GI AGIAN NA NGIT2X HANTOD NI ADTO MI ANANG LUYO BTAO SA CBA KANANG PWESTO NI LOLO MAMALIGYA UG MANI UG CANDY. NAA NAY NGITX NA PART DHA. IYA JUD KO GI PA SUNOD NYA MAO TO NI ANA CXA NA GANHAN KO MAKASUWAY SA IMUNG __. DILI JUD UNTA KO KAY FREYNDZ LAGI NYA MAO TOO. AKO CYANG GI __. MAO RA TO. AWKARD NA KAAU E TAGAD PERO CYA MURAG WAY NAHITABO. DAPAK!" 

 admin KB: NGANU ALL-CAPS MANGYUD?

Source: Sillimanian Confessions

2 Years

College of Engineering and Design

I had this boyfriend, Freshie pako nag uyab mi. But siya is Junior na. Mas mature jud siya. Then we lasted for almost 2 years. Grabe siya ka faithful nako. Di mu laag. Di siya muinum ug wala ko. Then super clingy jud siya to the point nga if ever mu larga siya somewhere dapat ubanon jud ko. Super closeness na mi sa iya family. Like accepted na kaayo ko. But different sa ako kay ako father di gnahan mag uyab uyab ko although aware man jud siya ever since sa amu relationship. Ako effortless jud ko sa amung relationship unya siya super effort jud like if ma hospital ko, siya rjud nay mag bantay nako the whole time mu absent jud siya sa iya classes. But siya ang murag bayi sa amu duha kay yawyawan man kaayo toh siya unya everytime mu walk out rjud ko biyaan nako siya muuli kos amo. Alang sige ra panumagil nga na daw kuno koy lain. Freakshit kaayo siya ba although di nako siya ma blame kay i cheated on him man gud sa first tri sa amung relationship. And laagan sad kaayo ko nga di ku mananghid niya. Naa rai mukalit tag nako pictures unya siya kay, "kanus.a mani?" HAHA.

But ni change man sad ko. As in kami nalang sige kuyog. Na domesticate njud ko nga sige ra naa sa balay namo or sa ila. Mka gawas rakog mu school, church, nia laag nga siya ray kuyog. Unya pag time na mag seprate nami mag tawganay pjud, Kana gale klase ko, mag atang jud na siya sa gawas unya mag dalag pineapple juice kay favorite mana nako. Unya mu text dayun, pag tarung lingkod kay nakita imung panty. HAHA. Unya trapuhan na niya sige akong sip.on bsta mag kaon mig halang kay sip.unon man ko.Then bsta ni abot ang time nga nkig bulag siya nako kay bsta mag away mi kay deadmahon man nako siya as in utong jud ko for 3 days. Mu toh nkig bulag siya. For the first time jud ni suggest siyag bulag so i figured, "BAAANG. Puno najud ni."

I thought nga ganahn siyag space or what. Suddenly naka balo nlng ko nga naa na siyay lain nga amiga nako. Wa ko nangisug sa girl kay luoy man gud toh siyag story. NA shock lang ko ngano to na happen. Ato ni declare siya na bulag nami, wa jud ko ni communicate na. Nag change dayon kog number then wa rjud mi gakita ever since. BTW, fresh pa sad ni na happen. At some point ganhan ko mag balik mi sa akong ex kay love pman nako siya but do you think nga love pako niya? T.T

Source: Sillimanian Confessions

STUDENT-TEACHER AFFAIR

College of Mass Communication

"NEED ADVICE ASAP .. This is a long one, my apologies for the length but if you guys read on and give me some advice, i'd really appreciate the patience and sincerity. Thanks in advance. This is about the STUDENT-TEACHER AFFAIR i got involved in a couple of years ago, I transferred from a university in Cebu where i met my fiancé who's also my former teacher. We got close basically because we're both from Dumaguete, we didn't expect we'd eventually fall in love and we tried so hard to hide what we were feeling at that time cos that kind of relationship is strictly forbidden. But then i needed to go back here in dgte due to some family emergency and then something crazy happened, he followed me here and left his teaching job in Cebu. His family, esp. his mom who's also a teacher here in dgte, got so mad at me for ""ruining his plans, his career and his life"

". But we stayed strong, we've been through hell but we're still together and his family finally accepted me. Now, the problem is he wants to get married right after my graduation, which is a year from now and i'm still not ready. He's 6 years my senior and i feel like i'm still too young to get married, my parents are also against it. There are still so many things i want to do, like pursue a master's degree and travel. I've tried so many times to talk him out of it but he keeps on insisting and giving me the "" don't you love me enough to just drop all your plans and marry me? "" ..sometimes i feel like he expects me to give up everything for him like how he gave up everything for me. I know he loved that teaching job in Cebu and he hates his job now. I don't know what to do anymore. I love him and i do want to marry him, but not just yet. He said he couldn't wait any longer, he even asked me to elope with him if my parents tries to stop us from getting married next year. His family's excited, they all think we're pushing through the wedding plan. I'm just so confused! HELP!

Admin KB pls post this, i'd love to hear (or in this case, read) your advice/opinion.. More power to SC " 

admin KB: oh this is going to be hard, did you try explaining to him WHY your not ready? i'm sure he will understand you, bsta for me don't get married if your really not ready, anyway why is he in a hurry diba nothing really changes after getting married, like what i mean is how you treat each other? anyway guys help her out, any married couple out there lol

Source: Sillimanian Confessions

GM

College of Nursing 

 "Kana bitawng mo ring imohang phone dayun dali-dali dayun kag check kung siya bato, unya di diay imoha ra diayng classmate sigeg ga GM2 sa iyang kinabuhi, mura nag gihimo og diary imohang inbox. Dayun disappointed ka kay dili lage siya, di ka mahimutang, ni GM nalang pod ka, pero sa iyaha ra nimo gi send. HAHA Loser! Unya wa epek gihapon, di gihapon ka mahimutang, hangtod sa nag pa'wrong-sent2 dayun kag diskarte, text dayun after og ""ay, wrong sent, sorry!"" Unya wa gihapon ka replyi sa animal! Unya naa siyay load ha. Ambot. 

HALA KA HOY LISUD KAAYO MA BAYE KA UI, DI KA KAPAGUSTO OG INGUN SA IMOHANG GIBATI. DONG, WA NIMO NAKIT AKOANG EFFORT PARA NIMO? HA? PANALAGSA RA NING MGA INGUN ANENG BAYE MO ABOT SA IMOHANG KINABUHI! AY NG MGA CHICS NIMO NGA LAHI ANG APAS, NAA KO DIRE AKO NG AYUHON OG GALAM NG KASING-KASING NIMO. HAHA KAILA KAG CORNETO. Caplocks kay intense ang background music. " 

admin KB: hahahahahaha im 100% sure daghan ka relate ani ay,

Source: Sillimanian Confessions

Zero Exponent

"20 yrs old nako wala pa gyud ko kasuway ug uyab2x. hasta akong lips virgin pa. naglibog ko. Daghan mangregards nako nga bayot pero sa mga babaye wala man.as in zero exponent. " 

SBE 

Source: Carolinian Confessions

Labang

"19 years old na lang ko, mahadlok gihapon ko mo labang. "

 CAS

Source: Carolinian Confessions

CHAR2

"Kana ganing mga lalaki na char-charan ka. Naa najod mos climax baaa, unya poof! Mawagtang lag kalit. Dimadag dili magpaaffect oy! Unsay abi ninyo namong mga babay pusong bato?? Assuming na kung assuming. Pero I think it's not just. MAO NA KAMONG MGA LALAKI, AYAW MU PAG BASTA2 UG CHAR2 UG BABAY HA? Tawn lang." 

 SBE

Source: Carolinian Confessions

God damn me!

College of Business Administration

" akong uyab buotan kaayo unya ako tawon! I'm bad news i drink, i smoke (naa na ninyo kung unsa nga smoke inyong gihuna2x basta kana sila puro), i don't study much, i get into lots of trouble. but she's really changed me in ways, and im trying. i dont know if its enough. i love her. but i don't deserve her, but she insists that she's lucky to have me and i'm very thankful for that but i just know she deserves better than worrying about my whereabouts when im drunk and crying about my stupid decisions and harshness at times. she means everything to me. God damn me!"

Source: Sillimanian Confessions

Kikay Girls

College of Nursing

nahitabo ni xa last 2005. We were having our biology class sa 2nd floor sa Science Complex building. tunga2x sa klase, naa bitaw na usa ka group of sosyal/kikay girls na nagtambay sa ubos sa amo room, makita nimu sila kung magdungaw ka sa bintana. Grabe man jud nilang banhaa to the point na na disturbo na ang discussion sa amu class. gibadlong first sa amu maestro but then wala man nagpatuo, so ang gibuhat sa amu maestro, gikuha nya ang usa ka jar na puno og baki na dissected na nga gipalutaw lang sa formalin. Og sa dihang to our surprise, iyang giyabo ang jar dadtong mga bayhana... haha.. grabeng yaaakkss adtong mga kikay girls...hahaha.. nakahawa lagi...

Source: Sillimanian Confessions